Copenhagen - Santa Claus Given Important New Post
by Scott K
Santa Scott in his snazzy hat
Following the 'vague but true' deal masterfully created in Copenhagen, world leaders agreed that magic is real, and proposed to end poverty by raising payments from the Tooth Fairy to $5,000 per bicuspid.
And Santa Claus will be the new Global Minister of Industry, because everyone knows his workshop can create anything, and elves don't emit greenhouse gases (except for little Beanie, and he will be 'capped').
This plan, which has a much better chance of accomplishing something than the Copenhagen climate deal, was opposed by India and China and the Grinch, all of whom issued a joint statement, to whit, "bah! humbug!"
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